I'm getting pretty good at the whole installation process judging by how many servers I've configured with Discourse. Thanks to SkySilk, I've had access to the resources to install the developmental version of Discourse (which you can check out here).
However, many people aren't very skilled at installing these things, and since the community installation for Discourse costs $99, I've decided that I will install Discourse for anyone with an eligible server for free (in my free time). I literally just want to spend my time using Discourse because it's so awesome.
Since I need to make money somehow, I'll only offer one free install for each user (and I'll verify your IP because that's something that I can do). For any second, third, or whatever number installs I'll charge something - not sure how much yet, but it'll have to be via PayPal because I'm too young to open a bank account (which really, really, really sucks).
So, if you would like your first Discourse setup to be done by someone else, and also free of charge, feel free to send me a PM and I'll make it happen
(P.S. I'll also install a developmental version for you, but you'll be on your own if you screw it up.)