So, through working on the 000webhost forum, I've gotten to know and love Discourse. However, installing and running it requires a compatible VPS and a bit of technical know-how - and I only had one of those things.
However, thanks to DigitalOcean and GitHub for Education, I've got six free months of an Ubuntu droplet (which I successfully installed Discourse on). Also, use that underlined DigitalOcean link to get $10 free, from me, because I'm great.
So, now that this is up and running, I have no idea what to do. At some point, I'm going to rent categories for low prices, targeting those who cannot quite afford VPS hosting. But for now, it's just a place where me and anyone who signs up can talk about, well, me.
So, I encourage you to check it out and sign up at discourse.sulliops.co.